Proudly showing off his new apartment to a couple of his friends late one night the drunk led the way to his bedroom where there was a big brass gong. (Click here to read more…)
A farm boy accidentally overturned his wagonload of corn.
The farmer who lived nearby heard the noise and yelled over to the boy, “Hey Willis, forget your troubles. Come in and visit with us. I’ll help you get the wagon up later.”
A blonde is terribly overweight, so her doctor puts her on a diet.
A blonde was on vacation in the depths of Louisiana.
She wanted a pair of genuine alligator shoes, but didn’t want to pay the high prices.
After unsuccessfully haggling with of one of the shopkeepers, the blonde said,
“Maybe I’ll just go out and catch my own alligator, so I can get a pair of shoes at a reasonable price.”
A rabbi and a priest were sitting in front of a church and they each had charity boxes in front of them to collect money.