Terribly Overweight Blonde

Doctor: You've put on a little weight since last...

A blonde is terribly overweight, so her doctor puts her on a diet.

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Genuine Alligator Shoes

Computer: Press any key to start. Blonde: Where's any key? A blonde was on vacation in the depths of Louisiana.

She wanted a pair of genuine alligator shoes, but didn’t want to pay the high prices.

After unsuccessfully haggling with of one of the shopkeepers, the blonde said,

“Maybe I’ll just go out and catch my own alligator, so I can get a pair of shoes at a reasonable price.”

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Sitting in Front of a Church

What if I told you, you didn't have to dump ice on your head to donate to charity'

A rabbi and a priest were sitting in front of a church and they each had charity boxes in front of them to collect money.

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Obama Jogging

Obama: 'Hear that? It's the sound of me siphoning your paycheck'

Barack Obama was out jogging one morning along the parkway when he tripped, fell over the bridge railing and landed in the creek below.

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A Republican and a Democrat

Look how much candy you have! I'm going to take half...

A Republican and a Democrat were walking down the street when they came to a homeless person.

The Republican gave the homeless person his business card and told him to come to his business for a job. He then took twenty dollars out of his pocket and gave it to the homeless person.

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