Jokes Journal

One evening, in a busy lounge in the deep South, a reindeer walked in the door, bellied up to the bar and ordered a martini.

Without batting an eye, the bartender mixed and poured the drink, set it in front of the reindeer, and accepted the twenty-dollar bill from the reindeer’s hoof.

As he handed the reindeer some coins in change, he said,

“You know, I think you’re the first reindeer I’ve ever seen in here.”

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One night, a drunk man got on a bus, staggered up the aisle, and slumped down next to an elderly woman.

She looked the man sternly and said,

“I’ve got news for you young man – you’re going straight to hell!”

The drunk man jumped up and screamed,

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The authorities at the docks in a Scottish town were worried about the number of things that had been stolen recently.

So they decided to ask the police to try and catch the thieves.

One policeman near the entrance had to search every worker going in and out of the docks.

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There was a nice old lady that was a little old fashioned. She was planning a vacation in Florida at a particular campground, but she wanted to make sure of the accommodations first.

Uppermost in her mind were toilet facilities. However, she could not bring herself to write ‘toilet’ in a letter.

After considerable deliberation, she settled on “Bathroom Commode”, but when she wrote that down it still sounded too forward so she rewrote the letter to the campground and referred to the bathroom commode as the ‘BC’.

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A man wrote a letter to a small hotel he planned to visit on his vacation:

“I would very much like to bring my dog with me. He is well-groomed and very well behaved. Would you be willing to permit me to keep him in my room with me at night?”

An immediate reply came from the hotel owner, who said,

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