A blonde is terribly overweight, so her doctor puts her on a diet.
A blonde was on vacation in the depths of Louisiana.
She wanted a pair of genuine alligator shoes, but didn’t want to pay the high prices.
After unsuccessfully haggling with of one of the shopkeepers, the blonde said,
“Maybe I’ll just go out and catch my own alligator, so I can get a pair of shoes at a reasonable price.”
A rabbi and a priest were sitting in front of a church and they each had charity boxes in front of them to collect money.
Barack Obama was out jogging one morning along the parkway when he tripped, fell over the bridge railing and landed in the creek below.
A Republican and a Democrat were walking down the street when they came to a homeless person.
The Republican gave the homeless person his business card and told him to come to his business for a job. He then took twenty dollars out of his pocket and gave it to the homeless person.
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