500 Valentine Cards

Girl: 'I can't be your valentine...'

Mike walked into a post office just before Valentine’s day. (Click here to read more…)

Golf Questions

If the point of golf is to hit the ball less, if I don't play at all, do I win?

Kathy said to her friend, “I just don’t understand the attraction golf holds for men.”

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The Drunk and the Talking Clock

Drunk One-liner: A man enters a wine store...

Proudly showing off his new apartment to a couple of his friends late one night the drunk led the way to his bedroom where there was a big brass gong. (Click here to read more…)

Farm Boy Overturns his Wagonload of Corn

Meme: Redneck GPS

A farm boy accidentally overturned his wagonload of corn.

The farmer who lived nearby heard the noise and yelled over to the boy, “Hey Willis, forget your troubles. Come in and visit with us. I’ll help you get the wagon up later.”

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Terribly Overweight Blonde

Doctor: You've put on a little weight since last...

A blonde is terribly overweight, so her doctor puts her on a diet.

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