Jokes Journal

Welcome to Thursday’s Edition!

In today’s issue …

1) A Teacher, a Garbage Collector and a Lawyer
2) Today’s Opportunity
3) Microsoft Air

One day, a teacher, a garbage collector and a lawyer
wound up together at the Pearly Gates.

St. Peter informed them that in order to get into Heaven,
they would each have to answer one question.

St. Peter addressed the teacher and asked,

“What was the name of the ship that crashed into an
iceberg? They just made a movie about it.”

The teacher answered quickly,

“That would be the Titanic.”

St. Peter let him through the gate.

St. Peter turned to the garbage man and decided to make
the question a little harder,

“How many people died on the ship?”

Fortunately for him, the trash man had just seen the movie
and answered,

“About 1,500.”

“That’s right! You may enter.”

St. Peter then turned to the lawyer and said

“Name them.”

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There was a pilot flying a small single engine charter plane,
with a couple of very important executives on board.
He was coming into Seattle airport through thick fog with less
than 10 miles visibility when his instruments went out.
So, he began circling around looking for a landmark.

After an hour or so, he starts running pretty low on fuel and
the passengers are getting very nervous.

Finally, a small opening in the fog appears and he sees a tall
building with one guy working alone on the fifth floor.

The pilot banks the plane around, rolls down the window and
shouts to the guy, “Hey where am I?”

To this, the solitary office worker replies, “You’re in a plane.”

The pilot rolls up the window, executes a 275 degree turn and
proceeds to execute a perfect blind landing on the runway of
the airport 5 miles away. Just as the plane stops, so does the
engine as the fuel has run out.

The passengers are amazed and one asks how he did it.

“Simple,” replies the pilot, “I asked the guy in that building a
simple question. The answer he gave me was 100 percent
correct but absolutely useless, therefore that must be
Microsoft’s support office and from there the airport is just
five miles due East.”

Thank you for reading today’s issue of JOKES Journal.