Politicians Flying on a Plane

If I put the Constitution in my emails, would the Government start reading it?

Three politicians are flying on a plane. The first one looks at the second, buffs his carefully manicured fingernails against his Brooks Brothers suit, chuckles, and says,

“You know, I could throw a $10,000 bill out the window right now and make one person very happy.” (Click here to read more…)

Obama Jogging

Obama: 'Hear that? It's the sound of me siphoning your paycheck'

Barack Obama was out jogging one morning along the parkway when he tripped, fell over the bridge railing and landed in the creek below.

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A Republican and a Democrat

Look how much candy you have! I'm going to take half...

A Republican and a Democrat were walking down the street when they came to a homeless person.

The Republican gave the homeless person his business card and told him to come to his business for a job. He then took twenty dollars out of his pocket and gave it to the homeless person.

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A Catholic Priest and a Jewish Rabbi

Angry Cat: I said Rabbit, not Rabbi! A Catholic priest and a Jewish rabbi were chatting one day when the conversation turned to a discussion of job descriptions and the future.

“What position do you see yourself in a couple years from now?” asked the rabbi to the priest.

“Well, actually, I’m next in line for the Monsignor’s job,” replied the priest. (Click here to read more…)

Easter Bunny and the Driver

How the Easter Bunny Gets His Eggs Painted A man was blissfully driving along the highway, when he saw the Easter Bunny hopping across the middle of the road.

He swerved to avoid hitting the Bunny, but unfortunately the rabbit jumped in front of his car and was hit. The basket of eggs went flying all over the place.

The driver, being a sensitive man as well as an animal lover, pulled over to the side of the road, and got out to see what had become of the Bunny carrying the basket. (Click here to read more…)

Nuns at a Football Game

Grumpy Cat Meme: Super Bowl? I hope both teams lose There were three guys sitting behind three nuns at a football game. The men decided to antagonize the nuns, to get them to move.

So the first guy says to the others (loud enough for the women ahead to hear),

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