July 3, 2008
The Voice
Welcome to Thursday’s Edition!
In today’s issue …
1) The Voice
2) Today’s Opportunities
3) The Minister, The Priest And A Rabbi
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The Voice
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I left Montreal heading toward Quebec city, when I decided
to stop at a comfort station. The first stall was occupied, so I
went into the second one. I was no sooner seated than
I heard a voice from the next stall:
“Hi, how are you doing?”
Well, I am not the type to chat with strangers in highway
comfort stations, and I really don’t know quite what possessed
me, but anyway, I answered, a little embarrassed:
“Not bad.”
And the stranger said: “And, what are you up to?”
Talk about your dumb questions! I was really beginning to
think this was too weird! So I said: “Well, just like you I’m
driving east.”
Then, I heard the stranger, all upset, say, “Look, I’ll call you
back, there’s some idiot in the next stall answering all the
questions I am asking you.”
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The Minister, The Priest And A Rabbi
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A minister, a priest and a rabbi went for a hike one day.
It was very hot. They were sweating and exhausted when
they came upon a small lake. Since it was fairly secluded,
they took off all their clothes and jumped in the water.
Feeling refreshed, the trio decided to pick a few berries
while enjoying their “freedom.” As they were crossing an
open area, who should come along but a group of ladies
from town.
Unable to get to their clothes in time, the minister and the
priest covered their privates and the rabbi covered his face
while they ran for cover.
After the ladies had left, and the men got their clothes back
on, the minister and the priest asked the rabbi why he
covered his face rather than his privates.
The rabbi replied, “I don’t know about you, but in MY
congregation, it’s my face they would recognize.”
Thank you for reading today’s issue of JOKES Journal.
Best regards,
Anne Marie, Your Publisher
© 2007-2008 Jokes Journal.
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