Jokes Journal

Welcome to Friday’s Edition!

In today’s issue …

1) Good Eyes
2) Today’s Opportunity
3) Error Messages You Don’t Want to See

A woman rushes to see her doctor, looking very much
worried and all strung out. She rattles off,

“Doctor, take a look at me. When I woke up this morning,
I looked at myself in the mirror and saw my hair all wiry
and frazzled up. My skin was all wrinkled and pasty,
my eyes were blood-shot and bugging out, and I had
this corpse-like look on my face! What’s wrong
with me, doctor?”

The doctor looks her over for a couple of minutes,
then calmly says,

“Well, I can tell you that there ain’t nothing wrong with
your eyesight.”

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An error has occurred – could be anything really.

Three things are certain: death, taxes, and lost data.
Guess which has occurred?

Error: An unspecified error has occurred. Please
correct the error to continue.

Access denied — nah nah na nah nah!

Out of memory – it happens to us all eventually.

Your computer has performed an illegal operation.
The police have been informed.

Printer not ready. Could be a fatal error. Have you
a pen handy?

Unable to exit Windows. Try the door.

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