Easter Bunny and the Driver

How the Easter Bunny Gets His Eggs Painted A man was blissfully driving along the highway, when he saw the Easter Bunny hopping across the middle of the road.

He swerved to avoid hitting the Bunny, but unfortunately the rabbit jumped in front of his car and was hit. The basket of eggs went flying all over the place.

The driver, being a sensitive man as well as an animal lover, pulled over to the side of the road, and got out to see what had become of the Bunny carrying the basket. (Click here to read more…)

Nuns at a Football Game

Grumpy Cat Meme: Super Bowl? I hope both teams lose There were three guys sitting behind three nuns at a football game. The men decided to antagonize the nuns, to get them to move.

So the first guy says to the others (loud enough for the women ahead to hear),

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Red Ripe Tomatoes

How do you make a million at farming?

A small boy was looking at the red ripe tomatoes growing in the farmer’s garden.

“I’ll give you my two pennies for that tomato,” said the boy pointing to a beautiful, large, ripe fruit hanging on the vine.

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Stupid People Should Have to Wear Signs

Without stupid people we would have no one to laugh at Stupid people should have to wear signs that just say, “I’m Stupid”.

That way you wouldn’t rely on them, would you?

You wouldn’t ask them anything. It would be like,

“Excuse me, oops, never mind. I didn’t see your sign.”

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A Man Hated His Wife’s Cat

You're like the slowest reader ever A man absolutely hated his wife’s cat and decided to get rid of him one day by driving him 20 blocks from his home and leaving him at the park.

As he was getting home, the cat was walking up the driveway.

The next day he decided to drive the cat 40 blocks away. He put the beast out and headed home.

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