Jokes Journal

Welcome to Friday’s Edition!

In today’s issue …

1) How To Make Money
2) Today’s Opportunities
3) The Prayer

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How To Make Money
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A young man asked an old rich man how he made his money.

The old guy fingered his worsted wool vest and said, “Well,
son, it was 1932. The depth of the Great Depression. I was
down to my last nickel.”

“I invested that nickel in an apple. I spent the entire day
polishing the apple and, at the end of the day, I sold the
apple for ten cents.”

“The next morning, I invested those ten cents in two apples.
I spent the entire day polishing them and sold them at 5:00
pm for 20 cents. I continued this system for a month, by
the end of which I’d accumulated a fortune of $1.37.”

“Then my wife’s father died and left us two million dollars.”

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The Prayer
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Little Johnny and his family were having Sunday dinner at
his Grandmother’s house. Everyone was seated around the
table as the food was being served. When little Johnny
received his plate, he started eating right away.

“Johnny wait until we say our prayer.”

“I don’t have to,” The boy replied.

“Of course, you do,” his mother insisted. “We say a prayer,
before eating, at our house.”

“That’s our house,” Johnny explained. “But this is Grandma’s
house and her food always turns out good!

Thank you for reading today’s issue of JOKES Journal.

Best regards,
Anne Marie, Your Publisher

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