May 31, 2007
Talented Rat
Welcome to Thursday’s Edition!
In today’s issue …
1) The Meat Market
2) Today’s Opportunities
3) Talented Rat
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The Meat Market
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A cannibal entered the meat market to buy something nice for
dinner. The owner greeted him and told him to look around.
The cannibal began to inspect the meat case and noticed the
market specialized in brain.
Upon further inspection he noticed a marked disparity between
the costs of brain meats. A carpenter’s brain sells for $1.50 per
pound. A plumber’s brain sells for $2.25 per pound. He noticed
with alarm that a politician’s brain sells for $375.00 a pound.
With not a little curiosity he asked the owner why the huge
difference in price between the similar meats.
The owner responded with a deadpan look on his face,
“Do you realize how many politicians it takes to get a pound
of brains?”
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Talented Rat
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A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender, “If I show you
a really good trick, will you give me a free drink?”
The bartender considers it, then agrees.
The man reaches into his pocket and pulls out a tiny rat.
He reaches into his other pocket and pulls out a tiny piano.
The rat stretches, cracks his knuckles, and proceeds to play
the blues.
After the man finished his drink, he asked the bartender, “If I show
you an even better trick, will you give me free drinks for the rest
of the evening?”
The bartender agrees, thinking that no trick could possibly be
better than the first. The man reaches into his pocket and pulls
out a tiny rat. He reaches into his other pocket and pulls out a
tiny piano. The rat stretches, cracks his knuckles, and proceeds
to play the blues. The man reaches into another pocket and pulls
out a small bullfrog, who begins to sing along with the rat’s music.
While the man is enjoying his beverages, a stranger confronts him
and offers him $100,000.00 for the bullfrog. “Sorry,” the man
replies, “he’s not for sale.” The stranger increases the offer to
$250,000 cash up front. “No,” he insists, “he’s not for sale.”
The stranger again increases the offer, this time to $500,000 cash.
The man finally agrees, and turns the frog over to the stranger in
exchange for the money.
“Are you insane?” the bartender demanded. “That frog could have
been worth millions to you, and you let him go for a mere $500,000!”
“Don’t worry about it.” the man answered. “The frog was really
nothing special. You see, the rat’s a ventriloquist.”
Thank you for reading today’s issue of JOKES Journal.
Best regards,
Anne Marie, Your Publisher
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