Two Priests & a Policeman
Tuesday, June 19th, 2007
Welcome to Tuesday’s Edition!
In today’s issue …
1) Two Priests & a Policeman
2) Today’s Opportunities
3) Three Fathers in a Hospital’s Waiting Room
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Two Priests & a Policeman
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Two priests were riding very fast on a motorcycle.
They were promptly stopped by a policeman who said,
“What do you think you are doing? What if you have an accident?”
One of the priest says, “Don’t worry, my son. Jesus is with us.”
The policeman says, “In that case, I have to book you.
Three people are not allowed to ride on a motorcycle.”
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Three Fathers in a Hospital’s Waiting Room
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There were three fathers to be in a hospital waiting room,
waiting for their babies to be born.
The first nurse comes out and tells the first father,
“Congratulations you’re the father of twins!”
He says, “Great! I am the manager for the Minnesota Twins.”
The second nurse comes out and tells the second father,
“Congratulations you’re the father of triplets”!
He says, “That’s cool! I work for 3M.”
The third father opens the window and jumps out.
The third nurse comes out, and asks, “Where’s the third father?”
One of the other fathers said, “Oh he jumped out the window.”
The nurse asks, “Why?”
He replied, “He works for Seven Up!”
Thank you for reading today’s issue of JOKES Journal.
Best regards,
Anne Marie, Your Publisher
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