Job Interview
Monday, July 16th, 2007
Welcome to Monday’s Edition!
In today’s issue …
1) Job Interview
2) Today’s Opportunities
3) A Rolls-Royce
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Job Interview
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Reaching the end of a job interview, the Human Resources
Person asked a young engineer who was fresh out of MIT,
“What starting salary were you thinking about?”
The Engineer said, “In the neighborhood of $125,000 a year,
depending on the benefits package.”
The interviewer said, “Well, what would you say to a package
of 5 weeks vacation, 14 paid holidays, full medical and dental,
company matching retirement fund to 50% of salary, and a
company car leased every 2 years - say, a red Corvette?”
The Engineer sat up straight and said, “Wow! Are you kidding?”
The interviewer replied, “Yeah, but you started it.”
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A Rolls-Royce
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A gentleman walks into a bank and says he wants to borrow
$200 for six weeks.
The manager asks him what kind of collateral he has.
The man asnwers, “I’ve got a Rolls-Royce. Keep it until the
load is paid off. Here are the keys.”
Six months later the man comes into the bank, pays back
the $200 loan, plus $10 interest, and regains possesion
of his car.
“Sir,” says the manager, “if I may ask, why would a man
who owns a Rolls-Royce need to borrow $200?”
“I had to go to Europe for six months, and where else
could I store a Rolls-Royce for that long for only $10?”
Thank you for reading today’s issue of JOKES Journal.
Best regards,
Anne Marie, Your Publisher
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