Jokes Journal

Welcome to Monday’s Edition!

In today’s issue …

1) Eye Testing
2) Today’s Opportunities
3) A Roman Galley

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Eye Testing
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A man went to the optician’s to have his eyes tested.

The optician showed him a card.

“Can you read that?” he asked.

“No,” said the man.

The optician moved a little closer.

“Can you read it now?” he asked.

“No,” said the man.

So the optician came right next to him and said,
“Surely, you can read it now!”

“No,” said the man. “I can’t read!”

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A Roman Galley
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Back in the days when Roman galleys plied the Mediterranean,
a crew of oarsmen was sweating and straining to propel the ship
through high seas when the first mate appeared.

“I’ve got good news and bad news,” he says. “The good news
is we’ve spotted an island, so the plan is to stop, drink rum,
hunt a couple of wild boars, have a feast and relax with the
native girls.”

The sailors all cheer in happiness, all but one, who asks,

“And what is the bad news?”

“Well,” the first mate replies, “tomorrow, the captain wants
to go water skiing.”

Thank you for reading today’s issue of JOKES Journal.

Take care,
Anne Marie, Your Publisher

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