Four Catholic Mothers
Friday, September 28th, 2007
Welcome to Friday’s Edition!
In today’s issue …
1) Four Catholic Mothers
2) Today’s Opportunities
3) A 90-year Old Man
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Four Catholic Mothers
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Four Catholic mothers are having coffee together discussing
how important their children are.
The first one tells her friends, “My son is a priest. When he
walks into a room, everyone calls him ‘Father’”.
The second Catholic woman chirps, “Well, my son is a bishop.
Whenever he walks into a room, people say, ‘Your Grace’”.
The third Catholic woman says smugly, “Well, not to put you
down, but my son is a cardinal. Whenever he walks into a
room, people say ‘Your Eminence’”.
The fourth Catholic woman sips her coffee in silence.
The first three women give her this subtle “Well…?”
She replies, “My son is a gorgeous, tall, hardbodied, muscular,
male stripper. Whenever he walks into a room, women say,
‘My God…’”
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A 90-year Old Man
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A 90-year old man said to his doctor, “I’ve never felt better.
I have an 18-year old bride who is pregnant with my child.
What do you think of that?”
The doctor replied, “I have an elderly friend who is a hunter
and never misses a season. One day he was in a hurry and
picked up his umbrella instead of his shotgun by mistake.
When he got to the creek, he saw a beaver. He raised his
umbrella and went “bang, bang, bang”, and the beaver fell
over dead. What do you think of that?”
The 90-year old said, “I’d say somebody else shot the beaver”.
The doctor said, “My point exactly”.
Thank you for reading today’s issue of JOKES Journal.
Take care,
Anne Marie, Your Publisher
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