November 28, 2007
A cop pulled a car
Welcome to Wednesday’s Edition!
In today’s issue …
1) A cop pulled a car …
2) Today’s Opportunities
3) The First Day of College
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A cop pulled a car …
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When the cop asked the driver why he was traveling 95mph,
the driver answered that he was a juggler on his way to do a
show for a birthday party and didn’t want to be late.
The cop told the driver he was fascinated by juggling, and if
the driver would do a little juggling for him that he wouldn’t give
him a ticket.
The driver told the cop that he had sent all of his equipment
on ahead and didn’t have anything to juggle.
The cop told him that he had some flares in the trunk of his
patrol car, and asked if he could juggle them.
The juggler stated that he could, so the cop got three flares,
lit them and handed them to the juggler.
While the man was doing his juggling act, a car pulled in
behind the patrol car.
A drunk got out, watched the performance briefly, went over
to the patrol car, opened the rear door and got in.
The cop observed him doing this, and went over to the patrol
car, opened the door and asked the drunk what he thought
he was doing.
The drunk replied, “You might as well haul my butt to jail,
cause there’s NO way I’ll pass that test.”
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The First Day of College
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On the first day of college, the Dean addressed the students,
pointing out some of the rules.
“The female dormitory will be out-of-bounds for all male
students, and the male dormitory to the female students.
Anybody caught breaking this rule will be fined $25 the
first time.”
He continued, “Anybody caught breaking this rule the
second time will be fined $50. Being caught a third time
will incur a hefty fine of $100. Are there any questions?”
At this point, a male student in the crowd inquired:
“How much for a season pass?”
Thank you for reading today’s issue of JOKES Journal.
Best regards,
Anne Marie, Your Publisher
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