Jokes Journal

Welcome to Thursday’s Edition!

In today’s issue …

1) A Fisherman from the City
2) Today’s Opportunities
3) Chased by a Bear

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A Fisherman from the City
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A fisherman from the city was out fishing on a lake in a small
boat.

He noticed another man in a small boat open his tackle box
and take out a mirror.

Being curious, the man rowed over and asked, “What is the
mirror for?”

“That’s my secret way to catch fish,” said the other man.
“Shine the mirror on the top of the water. The fish notice the
spot of sun on the water above and they swim to the surface.
Then I just reach down and net them and pull them into the boat.”

“Wow! Does that really work?”

“You bet it does.”

“Would you be interested in selling that mirror? I’ll give you
$30 for it.”

“Well, okay.”

After the money was transferred, the city fisherman asked,
“By the way, how many fish have you caught this week?”

“You’re the sixth,” he said.

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Chased by a Bear
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Two men are being chased by a bear which is rapidly
gaining on them. The first man stops to put on some running
shoes.

“I don’t know why you’re bothering,” screams the second
“we’ve got no chance of outrunning a grizzly!”

“I don’t need to outrun him,” returns the first “all I’ve got to
do is outrun you!”

Thank you for reading today’s issue of JOKES Journal.

Take care,
Anne Marie, Your Publisher

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