November 30, 2007
Divorce
Welcome to Friday’s Edition!
In today’s issue …
1) Divorce
2) Today’s Opportunities
3) An Episcopal Priest
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Divorce
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An old man walks into an attorney’s office to file for a
divorce…
Attorney: “May I help you?”
Farmer: “Yeah, I want to get one of those dayvorces.”
Attorney: “Well, do you have any grounds?”
Farmer: “Yeah, I got about 140 acres.”
Attorney: “No, you don’t understand. Do you have a case?”
Farmer: “No, I don’t have a Case, but I got a John Deere.”
Attorney: “No, you still don’t understand! I mean do you
have a grudge?”
Farmer: “Yeah I got a grudge! That’s where I park my
John Deere.”
Attorney: “No sir, I mean do you have a suit?”
Farmer: “Yes, sir, I got a suit! I wear it to church on
Sundays.”
Attorney: “Well, sir, does your wife beat you up or anything?”
Farmer: “Nope, we both get up about 4:30.”
Attorney: “Okay, let me put it this way… why do you
want a divorce?”
Farmer: “Well, I can never have a meaningful conversation
with her.”
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An Episcopal Priest
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After the birth of their child, an Episcopal priest, wearing his
clerical collar, visited his wife in the hospital. He greeted her
with a hug and a kiss, and gave her another hug and kiss
when he left.
Later, the wife’s Catholic roommate commented,
“Your priest is sure friendlier than mine.”
Thank you for reading today’s issue of JOKES Journal.
Take care,
Anne Marie, Your Publisher
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