Jokes Journal

Welcome to Friday’s Edition!

In today’s issue …

1) Good News and Bad News
2) Today’s Opportunities
3) The Little Old Lady

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Good News and Bad News
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An artist asked the gallery owner if there had been any
interest in his paintings on display at that time.

“I have good news and bad news,” the owner replied.

“The good news is that a gentleman enquired about your
work and wondered if it would appreciate in value after
your death.”

“When I told him it would, he bought all 15 of your paintings.”

“That’s wonderful,” the artist exclaimed. “What’s the bad news?”

“The guy was your doctor…”

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The Little Old Lady
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A little old lady answered a knock on the door one day, only to
be confronted by a well dressed young man carrying a vacuum
cleaner.

“Good morning,” said the young man. “If I could take
a couple of minutes of your time, I would like to demonstrate
the very latest in high-powered vacuum cleaners.”

“Go away!” said the old lady. “I haven’t got any money!”
and she proceeded to close the door.

Quick as a flash, the young man wedged his foot in the door
and pushed it wide open. “Don’t be too hasty!” he said.
“Not until you have at least seen my demonstration.”

And with that, he emptied a bucket of horse manure onto
her hallway carpet.

“If this vacuum cleaner does not remove all traces of this
horse manure from your carpet, Madam, I will personally
eat the remainder.”

“Well,” she said, “I hope you’ve got a good appetite because
the electricity was cut off this morning …”

Thank you for reading today’s issue of JOKES Journal.

Best regards,
Anne Marie, Your Publisher

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