Jokes Journal

Welcome to Thursday’s Edition!

In today’s issue …

1) Strange Illness
2) Today’s Opportunities
3) Missing Husband

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Strange Illness
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It was the doctor’s last patient consultation of Christmas Eve.
A mother came in with her young daughter and asked if he
would examine her because she had been showing some
strange symptoms, including a significant increase in weight,
sickness most mornings and a number of strange cravings.

He checked her out very carefully and eventually told the
mother that her daughter was unquestionably pregnant.
At which news she protested very strongly.

‘Don’t be ridiculous, my daughter has never been with a man.’

The girl confirmed that this was true and added that she had
never so much as kissed a man.

The doctor studied the girl very carefully, then quietly stood
up, walked to the window and stared out of it.

Suspecting the worst the mother asked if there was
something wrong.

“No, not really” replied the doctor. ‘It might just be a
coincidence, but the last time this happened a bright star
appeared the East …’

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Missing Husband
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A wife went to the police station with her next-door neighbor
to report that her husband was missing.

The policeman asked for a description.

She said, “He’s 35 years old, 6 foot 4, has dark eyes, dark
wavy hair, an athletic build, weighs 185 pounds,
is soft-spoken, and is good to the children.”

The next-door neighbor protested, “Your husband is 5 foot 4,
chubby, bald, has a big mouth, and is mean to your children.”

The wife replied, “Yes, but who wants HIM back?”

Thank you for reading today’s issue of JOKES Journal.

Best regards,
Anne Marie, Your Publisher

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