Just before Christmas
Wednesday, December 26th, 2007
Welcome to Wednesday’s Edition!
In today’s issue …
1) The Blessing
2) Today’s Opportunities
3) Just before Christmas …
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The Blessing
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My wife invited some people to dinner. At the table, she
turned to our six-year-old daughter and said,
“Would you like to say the blessing?”
“I wouldn’t know what to say,” she replied.
“Just say what you hear Mommy say,” my wife said.
Our daughter bowed her head and said:
“Dear Lord, why on earth did I invite all these people to dinner?”
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Just before Christmas …
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Just before Christmas, an honest politician, a generous lawyer
and Santa Claus were riding in the elevator of a very posh
hotel.
Just before the doors opened they all noticed a $20 bill lying
on the floor.
Which one picked it up?
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Santa of course, because the other two don’t exist!
Thank you for reading today’s issue of JOKES Journal.
Best regards,
Anne Marie, Your Publisher
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