Cars vs. Computers
Thursday, January 31st, 2008
Welcome to Thursday’s Edition!
In today’s issue …
1) Drinking Too Much
2) Today’s Opportunities
3) Cars vs. Computers
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Drinking Too Much
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A man sat down at a bar, looked into his shirt pocket,
and ordered a double scotch.
A few minutes later, the man again peeked into his pocket
and ordered another double. This routine was followed for
some time, until after looking into his pocket, he told the
bartender that he’s had enough.
The bartender said, “I’ve got to ask you – what’s with the
pocket business?”
The man replied, “I have my lawyer’s picture in there.
When he starts to look honest, I’ve had enough.”
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Cars vs. Computers
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Bill Gates is hanging out with the chairman of General Motors.
“If automotive technology had kept pace with computer
technology over the past few decades,” boasts Gates,
“you would now be driving a V-32 instead of a V-8,
and it would have a top speed of 10,000 miles per hour.”
Bill Gates continued, “Or, you could have an economy car
that weighs 30 pounds and gets a thousand miles to a gallon
of gas. In either case, the sticker price of a new car would
be less than $50.”
In response to all this goading, the GM chairman replied,
“Yes, but would you really want to drive a car that crashes
four times a day?”
Thank you for reading today’s issue of JOKES Journal.
Best regards,
Anne Marie, Your Publisher
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