Jokes Journal

Welcome to Tuesday’s Edition!

In today’s issue …

1) The End is Near …
2) Today’s Opportunities
3) Low Impact Exercise

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The End is Near …
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A priest and pastor from the local parishes are standing by
the side of the road holding up a sign that reads,

“The End is Near! Turn yourself around now before it’s
too late!”

They planned to hold up the sign to each passing car.

“Leave us alone you religious nuts!” yelled the first driver
as he sped by.

From around the curve they heard screeching tires and
a big splash.

“Do you think,” said one clergy to the other, “we should
just put up a sign that says ‘Bridge Out’ instead?”

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Low Impact Exercise
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Physical exercise is good for you. I know that I should do
it daily, but my body doesn’t want me to do too much,
so I have worked out this program of strenuous activities
that do not require physical exercise. You are invited to
use my program without charge.

Here are the things I have become good at:

* Beating around the bush
* Jumping to conclusions
* Climbing the walls
* Swallowing my pride
* Passing the buck
* Throwing my weight around
* Dragging my heels
* Pushing my luck
* Making Mountains out of molehills
* Hitting the nail on the head
* Wading through paperwork
* Bending over backwards
* Jumping on the bandwagon
* Balancing the books
* Running around in circles
* Eating crow
* Tooting my own horn
* Climbing the ladder of success
* Pulling out the stops
* Adding fuel to the fire
* Opening a can of worms
* Putting my foot in my mouth
* Starting the ball rolling
* Going over the edge.

Thank you for reading today’s issue of JOKES Journal.

Best regards,
Anne Marie, Your Publisher

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