Jokes Journal

Welcome to Wednesday’s Edition!

In today’s issue …

1) Dead Frog
2) Today’s Opportunities
3) Drinking Together

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Dead Frog
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A teacher had a 5-year-old come up to her and say that
he had found a frog.

The teacher asked, “Is the frog alive or dead?”

The student replied, “It’s dead.”

The teacher asked, “How do you know for sure?”

The boy said, “I pissed in its ear.”

Aghast, the teacher said, “YOU DID WHAT?”

He said, “You know, I went to his ear and said,
‘Psst’ and it didn’t move. So, it must be dead.”

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Drinking Together
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A cowboy walks into a bar in Texas, orders three mugs of
beer and sits in the back room, drinking a sip out of each
one in turn. When he finishes them, he comes back to the
bar and orders three more.

The bartender approaches and tells him, “You know, a mug
goes flat after I draw it, it would taste better if you bought
one at a time.”

The cowboy replies, “Well, you see, I have two brothers.
One is in Australia, the other is in Dublin, and I’m in Texas.
When we all left home, we promised that we’d drink this
way to remember the days we drank together. So I drink
one for each o’ my brothers and one for myself.”

The bartender admits that this is a nice custom, and leaves
it there.

The cowboy becomes a regular in the bar, and always
drinks the same way. He orders three mugs and drinks
them in turn.

One day, he comes in and orders two mugs. All the regulars
take notice and fall silent. When he comes back to the bar
for the second round, the bartender says,

“I don’t want to intrude on your grief, but I wanted to offer
my condolences on your loss.”

The cowboy looks quite puzzled for a moment, then a light
dawns and he laughs.

“Oh, no, everybody’s just fine,” he explains. “It’s just that my
wife had us join that Mormon Church and I had to quit
drinking. — Hasn’t affected my brothers though!”

Thank you for reading today’s issue of JOKES Journal.

Best regards,
Anne Marie, Your Publisher

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