February 1, 2008
Mike and the Lantern
Welcome to Friday’s Edition!
In today’s issue …
1) A Blood Flow Lesson
2) Today’s Opportunities
3) Mike and the Lantern
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A Blood Flow Lesson
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A teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation of the blood.
Trying to make the matter clearer, he said:
“Now, students, if I stood on my head the blood, as you know,
would run into it, and I should turn red in the face.”
“Yes, sir,” the boys said.
“Then why is it that while I am standing upright in the ordinary
position the blood doesn’t run into my feet?”
A little fellow shouted, “‘It’s because your feet ain’t empty.”
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Mike and the Lantern
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Mike and his pregnant wife live on a farm in a rural area in
the west of England. No running water, no electricity, etc.
One night, Mikes’ wife is begins to deliver the baby.
The local doctor is there in attendance.
“What d’ya want me to do, Doctor?”
“Hold the lantern, Mike. Here it comes!” the doctor delivers
the child and holds it up for the proud father to see.
“Mike, you’re the proud father of a fine strapping boy.”
“Saints be praised, I…”
Before Mike can finish the Doctor interrupts,
“Wait a minute. Hold the lantern, Mike.”
Soon the doctor delivers the next child. “You’ve a full set
now, Mike. A beautiful baby daughter.”
“Thanks be to…”
Again the doctor cuts in, “Hold the lantern, Mike, hold
the lantern!” Soon the doctor delivers a third child.
The doctor holds up the baby for Mike’s inspection.
“Doctor,” asks Mike, “Do you think it’s the light that’s
attracting them?”
Thank you for reading today’s issue of JOKES Journal.
Best regards,
Anne Marie, Your Publisher
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