February 29, 2008
In a Hurry
Welcome to Friday’s Edition!
In today’s issue …
1) Pick the One
2) Today’s Opportunities
3) In a Hurry
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Pick the One
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A young man excitedly tells his mother he’s fallen in love
and going to get married. He says, “Just for fun, Ma,
I’m going to bring over 3 women and you try and guess
which one I’m going to marry.”
The mother agrees.
The next day, he brings three beautiful women into the
house and sits them down on the couch and they chat
for a while.
He then says, “Okay, Ma, guess which one I’m going to
marry.”
She immediately replies, “The one in the middle.”
“Wow! You’re right. How did you know?”
“I don’t like her.”
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In a Hurry
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A man in a hurry taking his son to school made a turn at
a red light and then noticed the sign prohibiting it.
“Uh-oh, I just made an illegal turn!” the man said.
“Aw, Dad, it’s okay” the son said. “The police car right
behind us just did the same thing.”
Thank you for reading today’s issue of JOKES Journal.
Best regards,
Anne Marie, Your Publisher
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