Big Game Hunting
Thursday, February 28th, 2008
Welcome to Thursday’s Edition!
In today’s issue …
1) The Report Card
2) Today’s Opportunities
3) Big Game Hunting
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The Report Card
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The semester ended and Jake went home for the holidays.
When he arrived, his dad said,
“Let me see your report card.”
“Sorry dad”, replied Jake. “I don’t have it. I lent it to a friend”
“What did your friend want it for?”, asked his dad.
“He enjoys scaring his parents.”
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Big Game Hunting
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Against his better judgment, the big game hunter is talked
into taking both his wife and her mother along on one of
his expeditions.
It does not go well. The mother-in-law is, if anything,
harder to get along with in the wilds than she was in the city.
And to make matters worse, she won’t even abide by the
simple camp rules designed to keep the safari safe.
One night after dinner, the hunter’s wife realizes her mother
is missing. Panicked, she rushes to her husband and begs
him to institute a search.
He sighs, and together they set out. But before they’ve
gone far, they hear throaty growling. Soon they come upon
a small clearing in which the mother-in-law stands, backed
up against thick, seemingly impenetrable jungle brush,
and facing a huge male lion.
The wife whispers urgently, “What are we going to do?”
“Nothing whatever,” responds her husband. “The lion got
himself into this mess, now let him get himself out of it.”
Thank you for reading today’s issue of JOKES Journal.
Best regards,
Anne Marie, Your Publisher
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