Shopping with Patience
Wednesday, February 27th, 2008
Welcome to Wednesday’s Edition!
In today’s issue …
1) Shopping with Patience
2) Today’s Opportunities
3) Siblings
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Shopping with Patience
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A man observed a woman in the grocery store with a
three-year-old girl in her basket. As they passed the
cookie section, the little girl asked for cookies, and her
mother told her no.
The little girl immediately began to whine and fuss, and the
mother said quietly, “Now Monica, we just have half of
the aisles to go through — don’t be upset. It won’t be long.”
Soon, they came to the candy aisle, and the little girl
began to shout for candy. When told she couldn’t have any,
she began to cry.
The mother said, “There, there, Monica, don’t cry — only
two more aisles to go, and then we’ll be checking out.”
When they got to the checkout stand, the little girl
immediately began to clamor for gum and burst into a
terrible tantrum upon discovering there’d be no gum
purchased.
The mother patiently said, “Monica, we’ll be through this
checkout stand in 5 minutes, and then you can go home
and have a nice nap.”
The bagger followed them out to the parking lot and
stopped the woman to compliment her,
“I couldn’t help noticing how patient you were with little
Monica,” he began.
The mother replied, “My little girl’s name is Tammy.
I’m Monica.”
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Siblings
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“Mom, my teacher asked me today if I had any brothers
or sisters who will be coming to school.”
“That’s nice of her to take such an interest, dear. What
did she say when you told her you are the only child?”
“She just said, ‘Thank goodness!’”
Thank you for reading today’s issue of JOKES Journal.
Best regards,
Anne Marie, Your Publisher
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