March 3, 2008
Daddy is Busy
Welcome to Monday’s Edition!
In today’s issue …
1) Daddy’s Busy
2) Today’s Opportunities
3) Cold & Wet
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Daddy’s Busy
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The head of a big company needed to call one of his
employees about an urgent problem. He dialed the employee’s
home and was greeted with a child’s whispered, “Hello?”
Perturbed he had to talk to a youngster, the CEO asked,
“Is your Daddy home?”
“Yes,” whispered the small voice.
“May I talk with him?” the man asked.
To CEO’s surprise, the small voice whispered, “No.”
Wanting to talk with an adult, the CEO asked,
“Is your Mommy there?”
“Yes,” came the answer.
“May I talk with her?”
Again the small voice whispered, “No.”
“Is there another adult there?” the CEO asked the child.
“Yes,” whispered the child, “a policeman.”
Wondering what a cop would be doing at his employee’s
home, the CEO asked, “May I speak with the policeman?”
“No, he’s busy,” whispered the child.
“Busy doing what?” asked the CEO.
“Talking to Daddy and Mommy and the firemen,”
came the whispered answer.
The CEO, who is now becoming very concerned, thought
he heard what sounded like a helicopter in the background.
He asked the child, “What is that noise?”
“A hello-copper,” answered the whispering voice.
“What is going on there?” asked the CEO, now alarmed.
Still whispering, the child answered, “The search team just
landed the hello-copper.”
Now very frustrated and close to panic, the CEO asked,
“Why are they there?”
Still whispering, the young voice replied with a muffled
giggle, “They’re looking for me.”
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Cold & Wet
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It was a terrible night, blowing cold and rain in a most
frightful manner.
The streets were deserted and the local baker was just
about to close up shop when a little man slipped through
the door. He carried an umbrella, blown inside out, and
was bundled in two sweaters and a thick coat. But even
so he still looked wet and bedraggled.
As he unwound his scarf he said to the baker,
“May I have two bagels to go, please?”
The baker said in astonishment,
“Two bagels? Nothing more?”
“That’s right,” answered the little man.
“One for me and one for Bernice.”
“Bernice is your wife?” asked the baker.
“What do you think,” snapped the little man, “my mother
would send me out on a night like this?”
Thank you for reading today’s issue of JOKES Journal.
Best regards,
Anne Marie, Your Publisher
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