March 28, 2008
Short Marriage
Welcome to Friday’s Edition!
In today’s issue …
1) Short Marriage
2) Today’s Opportunities
3) Customer Satisfaction
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Short Marriage
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A man and woman are having marriage problems,
and decide to end their union after a very short time
together.
After a brief attempt to reconcile, the couple goes to
court to finalize their break-up.
The judge asks the husband, “What has brought you to
this point? Why are you not able to keep this marriage
together?”
The husband says, “In the six weeks we’ve been together,
we haven’t been able to agree on one thing.”
The judge turned to the wife, “and what do you have
to say?”
“It’s been seven weeks, your Honor.”
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Customer Satisfaction
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A woman walked up to a cash register in a sporting goods
store. She was carrying a package of white athletic socks.
“Will you open this up so I can see how the socks feel?”
she asked.
Reluctantly the clerk tore open the package, and the customer
scrutinized the merchandise. She handed the package back,
saying, “I like them.”
Relieved, the clerk started to ring her up, until she interrupted.
“Can I have another pack? This one’s been opened.”
Thank you for reading today’s issue of JOKES Journal.
Best regards,
Anne Marie, Your Publisher
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