Rescue
Thursday, March 27th, 2008
Welcome to Thursday’s Edition!
In today’s issue …
1) Rescue
2) Today’s Opportunities
3) It’s Not Me
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Rescue
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The fireman had rushed into a burning building and rescued
a pretty young woman wearing only the flimsiest of
nightgowns, carrying her in his arms down three flights
of stairs.
As they arrived safely outside the building, she looked at him
with great admiration and said, “Oh, you are wonderful.
It must have taken great strength and courage to rescue
me the way you did.”
“Yes it did,” the fireman admitted. “I had to fight off three
other firemen who were trying to save you.”
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It’s Not Me
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A wild-looking man dressed in a Napoleonic costume and
holding his hand inside his coat entered the psychiatrist’s
office and nervously announced, “Doctor, I need your help
right away.”
“I can see that,” replied the doctor. “Please lie down on the
couch and tell me your problem.”
“I don’t have any problem,” the man snapped. “In fact,
I am the Emperor of France. I have everything I could
possibly want. But I’m afraid my wife, Josephine, is in
deep mental trouble.”
“I see,” said the psychiatrist, humoring the man.
“And what seems to be her problem?”
“For some strange reason she thinks she’s Mrs. Schwartz.”
Thank you for reading today’s issue of JOKES Journal.
Best regards,
Anne Marie, Your Publisher
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