Job Security
Wednesday, April 30th, 2008
Welcome to Wednesday’s Edition!
In today’s issue …
1) The Trainee
2) Today’s Opportunities
3) Job Security
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The Trainee
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A man joins a big corporate empire as a trainee.
On his very first day of work, he dials an extension and
shouts into the phone – “Get me a coffee, quickly!”
The voice from the other side responded, “You fool!
You’ve dialed the wrong extension! Do you know who
you’re talking to?”
“No,” replied the trainee.
“I’m the CEO of the company!”
The trainee shouts back, “And do YOU know who
YOU are talking to?”
“No.” replied the CEO indignantly.
“Good!” replied the trainee and put down the phone.
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Job Security
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Two men were talking about their jobs.
“The company where I work is putting in a computer
system and it is going to put a lot of people out of work.
Have they started that over where you work?”
“Oh,” said his friend, “We’ve been on computers for
more than five years, but they can’t replace me.”
“Why?”
“Nobody has been able to figure out exactly what I do.”
Thank you for reading today’s issue of JOKES Journal.
Best regards,
Anne Marie, Your Publisher
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