April 1, 2008
Neighbor’s Dog
Welcome to Tuesday’s Edition!
In today’s issue …
1) Neighbor’s Dog
2) Today’s Opportunities
3) Water
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Neighbor’s Dog
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Chris and Pat are in their residence listening to the neighbor’s
dog, who has been in the backyard barking for hours and
hours.
Finally, Chris jumps up and says, ‘I’ve had enough of this’
Rushing downstairs, Chris finally returns, and Pat says
‘The dog is still barking, what have you been doing?’
Chris says, ‘I’ve put the dog in our backyard, let’s see
how they like it.’
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Water
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A small boy is sent to bed by his father. Five minutes later:
“Da-ad…” “What?”
“I’m thirsty. Can you bring me a drink of water?”
“No. You had your chance. Lights out.”
“Five minutes later: “Da-aaaad…”
“Whaaat?”
“I’m THIRSTY…Can I have a drink of water?”
“I told you NO! If you ask again I’ll have to spank you!”
“Five minutes later…
“Daaaa-aaaad…”
“Whaaaat?!”
“When you come in to spank me, can you bring me
a drink of water?”
Thank you for reading today’s issue of JOKES Journal.
Best regards,
Anne Marie, Your Publisher
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