Cops in Heaven
Tuesday, April 29th, 2008
Welcome to Tuesday’s Edition!
In today’s issue …
1) Hot & Cold
2) Today’s Opportunities
3) Cops in Heaven
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Hot & Cold
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A customer was continually bothering the waiter in a
restaurant. First, he asked that the air conditioning be
turned up because he was too hot, then he asked it be
turned down cause he was too cold, and so on for
about half an hour.
Surprisingly, the waiter was very patient, walking back
and forth and never once getting angry.
Finally, a second customer asked why didn’t they just
throw out the pest.
“Oh, I don’t mind,” said the waiter with a calm smile.
“We don’t even have an air conditioner.”
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Cops in Heaven
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St Peter is standing at Heaven’s gate when a man walks up.
“Welcome to Heaven my son. What did you do with your
life?”
“I was a policeman,” he responded.
“What kind of policeman?” St Peter asked.
“I was a vice officer. I kept dangerous narcotics out of the
hands of kids.”
“Wonderful my son, welcome to Heaven. Pass through
the gates.”
A few moments later a second man walks up.
“Welcome to heaven my son. What did you do with your
life?”
“I was a policeman,” he responded.
“What kind of policeman?” St Peter asked.
“I was a traffic officer. I kept the roads and highways safe
for travelers.”
“Well done. Pass through the gates into paradise.”
A few moments later a third man walks up.
“Welcome to heaven my son. What did you do with your
life?”
“I was a policeman,” he responded.
“What kind of policeman?” St Peter asked.
“I was a MP in the Army, sir.”
“Excellent my son … I’ve gotta take a break.
Watch the gate, will ya?”
Thank you for reading today’s issue of JOKES Journal.
Best regards,
Anne Marie, Your Publisher
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