Archive for April, 2008

Career Change

Monday, April 28th, 2008

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Welcome to Monday’s Edition!

In today’s issue …

1) Say It Right
2) Today’s Opportunities
3) Career Change

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Say It Right
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One day in artillery instruction, a colonel came to inspect
our class.

First up was Private O’Malley. The colonel got right in his
face and asked him what reading he had on his 105mm
howitzer. “Two-nine-oh-seven, sir,” was the reply.

“Soldier,” said the colonel, “don’t you know you never
say ‘oh’ in the artillery? You say ‘zero!’ What’s your name,
private?”

“ZERO Malley, sir,” answered the soldier.

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Career Change
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Bob, a salesman, decided to change careers and become
a police officer.

Several months later, his friend Jim asked him how he
liked his new career.

“Well,” Bob replied, “the pay isn’t great — and the hours
are long — but one thing I really like is that …

the customer is always wrong.”

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Thank you for reading today’s issue of JOKES Journal.

Best regards,
Anne Marie, Your Publisher


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