The Chain Saw
Friday, May 30th, 2008
Welcome to Friday’s Edition!
In today’s issue …
1) Johnny and his Teacher
2) Today’s Opportunities
3) The Chain Saw
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Johnny and his Teacher
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Teacher: Johnny, define “miracle”, please.
Johnny: There are no miracles, sir!
Teacher: Imagine you climb a 100 meters tall tower,
you fall on your head and you survive. How do you call
it then?
Johnny: A coincidence, sir.
Teacher: Well then, and if you climb the same tower for
the second time and you fall on your head again and
you survive?
Johnyy: I would call it an extraordinary coincidence, sir.
Teacher (a bit frustrated): But if you climb it again,
and you fall, and you survive for the third time,
then how would you call this?
Johnny: A habit, sir!
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The Chain Saw
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An Iowan walks into a hardware store and asks for a chain
saw that will cut 6 trees in one hour.
The salesman recommends the top of the line model.
The Iowan is suitably impressed, and buys it.
The next day he brings it back and says, “This chainsaw is
defective. It would only cut down 1 tree and it took
ALL DAMN DAY!” The salesman takes the chain saw,
starts it up to see what’s wrong, and the Iowan says,
“What’s that noise?”
Thank you for reading today’s issue of JOKES Journal.
Best regards,
Anne Marie, Your Publisher
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