Jokes Journal

Welcome to Thursday’s Edition!

In today’s issue …

1) God’s Miracle
2) Today’s Opportunities
3) The Stolen Turkey

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God’s Miracle
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“Wow, man,” Timmy said. “God parted the Red Sea and
let all His people through on dry ground!”

“Sorry,” said the ‘biblical scholar’. “But that wasn’t the Red
Sea; it was the Reed Sea. And its water is only about 1 foot
deep. No miracle was involved.”

“Oh,” said Timmy. Then, reading on a little more, he said,

“Wow, man! What a miracle! God drowned all those
Egyptians in 1 foot of water!”

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The Stolen Turkey
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Ducking into confession with a turkey in his arms, Brian said,
“Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned. I stole this turkey to
feed my family. Would you take it and assuage my guilt?”

“Certainly not,” said the Priest. “As penance, you must
return it to the one from whom you stole it.”

“I tried,” Brian sobbed, “but he refused. Oh, Father,
what should I do?”

“If what you say is true, then it is all right for you to keep it
for your family.”

Thanking the Priest, Brian hurried off.

When confession was over, the Priest returned to his
residence. When he walked into the kitchen, he found
that someone had stolen his turkey.

Thank you for reading today’s issue of JOKES Journal.

Best regards,
Anne Marie, Your Publisher

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