Jokes Journal

Welcome to Thursday’s Edition!

In today’s issue …

1) Off-Duty
2) Today’s Opportunities
3) Railroad

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Off-Duty
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An off-duty police officer, familiar with radar guns,
drove through a school zone within the legal speed limit
when the flash of a camera went off, taking a picture of
his license plate.

The officer, thinking the radar was in error, drove by again
even more slowly. Another flash. He did it again for a
third time, at an even slower speed. Same result.

“This guy must have screwed up the settings,” the off-duty
officer thought.

A few weeks later, when he received the violations in the
mail, he discovered three traffic tickets. Each for not wearing
a seat belt …

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Railroad
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A man who had spent his whole life in the desert visited a
friend.

He’d never seen a train or the tracks they run on.
While standing in the middle of the railroad tracks,
he heard a whistle, but didn’t know what it was.

Predictably, he was hit and thrown to the side of the
tracks, with some internal injuries, a few broken bones,
and some bruises.

After months in the hospital recovering, he was at his friend’s
house attending a party. While in the kitchen, he suddenly
heard the tea kettle whistling. He grabbed a baseball bat
from the nearby closet and bashed the tea kettle into an
unrecognizable lump of metal.

His friend, hearing the ruckus, rushed into the kitchen,
saw what had happened, and asked the desert man,
“Why’d you ruin my good tea kettle?”

The desert man replied,

“Man, you gotta kill these things when they’re small.”

Thank you for reading today’s issue of JOKES Journal.

Best regards,
Anne Marie, Your Publisher

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