May 23, 2008
Deadly Food
Welcome to Friday’s Edition!
In today’s issue …
1) Deadly Food
2) Today’s Opportunities
3) Experience
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Deadly Food
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A dietitian was once addressing a large audience in
New York City.
“The material we put into our stomachs is enough to have
killed most of us sitting here, years ago. Red meat is awful.
Vegetables can be disastrous, and none of us realizes that
there are germs in our drinking water.”
“But there is one thing that is the most dangerous of all,
and all of us eat it. Can anyone here tell me what lethal
product I’m referring to?”
“You, sir, in the first row, please give us your idea.”
said the dietitian.
The man lowered his head and responded,
“Wedding cake?”
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Experience
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Several weeks after a young man had been hired, he was
called into the personnel director’s office.
“What is the meaning of this?” the director asked. “When
you applied for this job, you told us you had five years
experience. Now we discovered this is the first job you’ve
ever held.”
“Well,” the young man replied, “in your advertisement you
said you wanted somebody with imagination.”
Thank you for reading today’s issue of JOKES Journal.
Best regards,
Anne Marie, Your Publisher
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