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Welcome to Monday’s Edition!

In today’s issue …

1) Free Haircuts
2) Today’s Opportunities
3) Not What She Wanted to Hear

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Free Haircuts
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A barber gave a haircut to a priest one day. When the priest
tried to pay for the haircut, but the barber refused, saying,
“you do God’s work.” The next morning the barber found a
dozen bibles at the door to his shop.

A policeman came to the barber for a haircut, and again the
barber refused to accept his money. “You protect the public,”
he said. The next morning the barber found a dozen
doughnuts at the door to his shop.

A lawyer came to the barber for a haircut, and again the
barber refused payment, saying, “you serve justice.”
The next morning, the barber found a dozen lawyers
standing in line, waiting for a free haircut.

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Not What She Wanted to Hear
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A woman went to her Health Maintenance Organization.
After about 15 minutes with one of the new doctors,
she went screaming down the hall. Another doctor stopped
and asked her what the problem was and she explained.

The second doctor went back to the first and said,
“What’s is the matter with you? Mrs. Terry is 63 years old.
She has four grown children and seven grandchildren and
you told her she was pregnant?”

The new doctor simply smiled and said,

“Cured her hiccups though, didn’t it ?”

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Thank you for reading today’s issue of JOKES Journal.

Best regards,
Anne Marie, Your Publisher

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