The American Way
Wednesday, May 28th, 2008
Welcome to Wednesday’s Edition!
In today’s issue …
1) The American Way
2) Today’s Opportunities
3) Help
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The American Way
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An American attorney traveled to Italy to be a guest
lecturer at a law school.
He had just finished a lecture when an Italian lawyer
approached him and asked, “Is it true that a person
can fall down on a sidewalk in your country and then
sue the landowners?”
The lawyer assured him it was true.
“And American juries will awards thousands, sometimes
millions of dollars to the injured party?”
Told that was also true, the lawyer turned to his partner
and started speaking rapidly in Italian. When they
stopped, the American attorney asked if they wanted
to go to America to represent people who had been injured.
“Oh, no,” one replied. “We want to go to America and
fall down on sidewalks.”
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Help
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One guy was on duty in the main lab on a quiet afternoon.
He noticed a young woman sitting in front of one of the
workstations with her arms crossed across her chest and
staring at the screen.
After about 15 minutes he noticed that she was still in the
same position only now she was impatiently tapping her
foot. He asked if she needed help and she replied,
“It’s about time! I pushed the F1 button over twenty
minutes ago!”
Thank you for reading today’s issue of JOKES Journal.
Best regards,
Anne Marie, Your Publisher
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