Only Married Men
Tuesday, May 27th, 2008
Welcome to Tuesday’s Edition!
In today’s issue …
1) Only Married Men
2) Today’s Opportunities
3) Debt
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Only Married Men
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In a small town in the US, there is a rather sizable factory
that hires only married men. Concerned about this,
a local woman called on the manager and asked him,
“Why is it you limit your employees to married men?
Is it because you think women are weak, dumb,
cantankerous … or what?”
“Not at all, Ma’am,” the manager replied. “It is because
our employees are used to obeying orders,
are accustomed to being shoved around, know how
to keep their mouths shut and don’t pout when I yell
at them.”
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Debt
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A man went to his lawyer and told him, “My neighbor
owes me $500 and he won’t pay up. What should I do?”
“Do you have any proof he owes you the money?”
asked the lawyer.
“Nope,” replied the man.
“Okay, then write him a letter asking him for the $1000
he owed you,” said the lawyer.
“But it’s only $500,” replied the man.
“Precisely. That’s what he will reply and then you’ll have
your proof!”
Thank you for reading today’s issue of JOKES Journal.
Best regards,
Anne Marie, Your Publisher
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