June 2, 2008
Fast Dads
Welcome to Monday’s Edition!
In today’s issue …
1) Keeping Fit
2) Today’s Opportunities
3) Fast Dads
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Keeping Fit
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Grandpa Melvin was celebrating his 100th birthday and
everybody complimented him on how athletic and
well-preserved he appeared.
“I will tell you the secret of my success,” he happily cackled.
“My wife and I were married 75 years ago. On our wedding
night, we made a solemn pledge. Whenever we had a fight,
the one who was proved wrong would go outside and take
a walk.”
And, Grandpa Melvin continued, “Gentlemen, I have been
walking in the open air day after day for some 75 years now.”
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Fast Dads
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Three boys are in the schoolyard bragging of how great
their fathers are.
The first one says: “Well, my father runs the fastest. He can
fire an arrow, and start to run, I tell you, he gets there before
the arrow”.
The second one says: “Ha! You think that’s fast! My father
is a hunter. He can shoot his gun and be there before the bullet”.
The third one listens to the other two and shakes his head.
He then says: “You two know nothing about fast. My father
is a civil servant. He stops working at 4:30 and he is home by 3:45!”
Thank you for reading today’s issue of JOKES Journal.
Best regards,
Anne Marie, Your Publisher
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