June 30, 2008
A Microsoft Waiter
Welcome to Monday’s Edition!
In today’s issue …
1) A Microsoft Waiter
2) Today’s Opportunities
3) Three Englishman
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A Microsoft Waiter
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Patron: Waiter!
Waiter: Hi, my name is Bill, and I’ll be your Support Waiter.
What seems to be the problem?
Patron: There’s a fly in my soup!
Waiter: Try again, maybe the fly won’t be there this time.
Patron: No, it’s still there.
Waiter: Maybe it’s the way you’re using the soup;
try eating it with a fork instead.
Patron: Even when I use the fork, the fly is still there.
Waiter: Maybe the soup is incompatible with the bowl;
what kind of bowl are you using?
Patron: A SOUP bowl!
Waiter: Hmmm, that should work. Maybe it’s a configuration
problem; how was the bowl set up?
Patron: You brought it to me on a saucer;
what has that to do with the fly in my soup?!
Waiter: Can you remember everything you did before you
noticed the fly in your soup?
Patron: I sat down and ordered the Soup of the Day!
Waiter: Have you considered upgrading to the latest Soup of the Day?
Patron: You have more than one Soup of the Day each day?
Waiter: Yes, the Soup of the Day is changed every hour.
Patron: Well, what is the Soup of the Day now?
Waiter: The current Soup of the Day is tomato.
Patron: Fine. Bring me the tomato soup, and the check.
I’m running late now.
[Waiter leaves and returns with another bowl of soup and the check]
Waiter: Here you are, Sir. The soup and your check.
Patron: This is potato soup.
Waiter: Yes, the tomato soup wasn’t ready yet.
Patron: Well, I’m so hungry now, I’ll eat anything.
[The waiter leaves.]
Patron: Waiter! There’s a gnat in my soup!
The check:
Soup of the Day … $5
Upgrade to newer Soup of the Day … $2.50
Access to support … $1
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Three Englishman
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Three English men were in a bar and spotted an Irish man.
One guy said he was going to bug him. He walked over to
the Irish man and tapped him on the shoulder. “Hey, I hear
your St. Patrick was a sissy.”
“Oh really, hmm, didn’t know that.”
Puzzled, the English man walked back to his buddies. “I told
him St. Patrick was a sissy and he didn’t care!”
“You just don’t know how to set him off, watch and learn.”
The second English man walked over and tapped the Irish
man on the shoulder.
“I hear your St. Patrick was a transvestite!”
“Oh, wow, I didn’t know that, thank you.”
Shocked beyond belief, the English man went back to his
buddies. “Your right, he is unshakable!”
The third English man said: “No, no, no, I will really big him,
you just watch.”
The English man walked over to the Irish man, tapped him on
the shoulder and said… “I hear your St. Patrick was an English
man!”
“Yeah, that’s what your buddies were trying to tell me.”
Thank you for reading today’s issue of JOKES Journal.
Best regards,
Anne Marie, Your Publisher
© 2007-2008 Jokes Journal.
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