The Dentist
Thursday, June 26th, 2008
Welcome to Thursday’s Edition!
In today’s issue …
1) The Dentist
2) Today’s Opportunities
3) Sick Mule
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The Dentist
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Dentist: “I have to pull the aching tooth, but don’t worry
it will take just five minutes.”
Patient: “And how much will it cost?”
Dentist: “It’s $90.”
Patient: “$90 for just a few minutes work?”
Dentist: “I can extract it very slowly if you like.”
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Sick Mule
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A carload of hunters, looking for a place to hunt,
pulled into a farmers yard.
The driver went up to the farmhouse to ask permission
to hunt. The old farmer said, “Sure you can hunt,
but would you do me a favor? That old mule standing
over there is 20 years old and sick with cancer,
but I don’t have the heart to kill her.
Would you do it for me?”
The hunter said, “Sure,” and headed for the car.
While walking back, however, he decided to pull
a trick on his hunting buddies. He got into the car
and when they asked if the farmer had said OK,
he said “No, we can’t hunt here, but I’m going to
teach that old cuss a lesson.”
With that, he rolled down his window, stuck his gun
out and blasted the mule.
As he exclaimed, “There, that will teach him!”
a second shot rang out from the passenger side.
And, one of his hunting buddies shouted,
“I got the cow!”
Thank you for reading today’s issue of JOKES Journal.
Best regards,
Anne Marie, Your Publisher
© 2007-2008 Jokes Journal.
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