Hungry Lion
Wednesday, June 25th, 2008
Welcome to Wednesday’s Edition!
In today’s issue …
1) Tim and the Thief
2) Today’s Opportunities
3) Hungry Lion
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Tim and the Thief
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One night, Tim was walking home when, all of a sudden,
a thief jumped on him. Tim and the thief were began to
wrestle.
They rolled about on the ground and Tim put up a tremendous
fight. However, the thief managed to get the better of him and
pinned him to the ground. The thief then went through Tim’s
pockets and searched him. All the thief could find on Tim
was 25 cents.
The thief was so surprised at this that he asked Tim why
he had bothered to fight so hard for a 25 cents.
“Was that all you wanted?” Tim replied, “I thought you
were after the five hundred dollars I’ve got in my shoe!”
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Hungry Lion
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A hungry lion was roaming through the jungle looking for
something to eat.
He came across two men. One was sitting under a tree
and reading a book; the other was typing away on his
typewriter.
The lion quickly pounced on the man reading the book
and devoured him.
Even the king of the jungle knows that readers digest
and writers cramp.
Thank you for reading today’s issue of JOKES Journal.
Best regards,
Anne Marie, Your Publisher
© 2007-2008 Jokes Journal.
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