Partying Husbands
Thursday, July 31st, 2008
Welcome to Thursday’s Edition!
In today’s issue …
1) I Can’t Do That
2) Today’s Opportunities
3) Partying Husbands
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I Can’t Do That
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A police officer pulls over this guy who’s been weaving
in and out of the lanes. He goes up to the guy’s window
and says “Sir, I need you to blow into this breathalyzer tube.”
Driver: “Sorry, officer, I can’t do that. I am an asthmatic.
If I do that, I’ll have a really bad asthma attack.”
Officer: “Okay, fine. I need you to come down to the station
to give a blood sample.”
Driver: “I can’t do that either. I am a hemophiliac. If I do that,
I’ll bleed to death.”
Officer: “Well, then, we need a urine sample.”
Driver: “I’m sorry, officer, I can’t do that either. I am also
a diabetic. If I do that, I’ll get really low blood sugar.”
Officer: “All right, then I need you to come out here and walk
this white line.”
Driver: “I can’t do that, officer.”
Officer: “Why not?”
Driver: “Because I’m drunk.”
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Partying Husbands
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A man left for work one Friday a.m. But, being pay-day,
instead of going home, he stayed out the entire weekend,
partying with the boys and spending his entire pay check.
When he finally appeared at home Sunday night, he was
confronted by a very angry wife and was barraged for nearly
two hours with a tirade befitting his actions. Finally his wife
stopped the nagging and simply said to him
“How would you like it if you didn’t see me for two or
three days?”
To which he replied. “That would be fine with me.”
Monday went by and he didn’t see his wife.
Tuesday and Wednesday came and went with the same
results.
But on Thursday, the swelling went down just enough
where he could see her a little out of the corner of his
left eye…
Thank you for reading today’s issue of JOKES Journal.
Best regards,
Anne Marie, Your Publisher
© 2007-2008 Jokes Journal.
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