July 2, 2008
The Little Old Lady
Welcome to Wednesday’s Edition!
In today’s issue …
1) The Little Old Lady
2) Today’s Opportunities
3) The Big Decision
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The Little Old Lady
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A little old lady answered a knock on the door one day,
only to be confronted by a well dressed young man
carrying a vacuum cleaner.
“Good morning,” said the young man. “If I could take
a couple of minutes of your time, I would like to demonstrate
the very latest in high-powered vacuum cleaners.”
“Go away!” said the old lady. “I haven’t got any money!”
and she proceeded to close the door. Quick as a flash,
the young man wedged his foot in the door and pushed
it wide open.
“Don’t be too hasty!” he said. “Not until you have at least
seen my demonstration.” And with that, he emptied a
bucket of horse manure onto her hallway carpet.
“If this vacuum cleaner does not remove all traces of this
horse manure from your carpet, Madam, I will personally
eat the remainder.”
“Well,” she said, “I hope you’ve got a good appetite because
the electricity was cut off this morning…”
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The Big Decision
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I met a man who had been married for 66 years. “Wow!
66 years!” I said. “What’s the secret to such a long, happy
marriage?”
“Well,” he replied, “It’s like this. The man makes all the
big decisions… and the woman just makes the little
decisions.”
“Really?” I responded. “Does that really work?”
“Oh, yes,” he said proudly. “66 years, and so far, not one
big decision!”
Thank you for reading today’s issue of JOKES Journal.
Best regards,
Anne Marie, Your Publisher
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