Jokes Journal

Welcome to Monday’s Edition!

In today’s issue …

1) Can You Dig It?
2) Today’s Opportunities
3) A Lawyer Goes To Heaven

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Can You Dig It?
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There were two guys working for the city. One would dig
a hole, he would dig, dig, dig, the other would come behind
him and fill the hole, fill, fill, fill. These two men worked
furiously. One digging a hole, the other filling it up again.

A man was watching from the sidewalk and couldn’t believe
how hard these men were working, but couldn’t understand
what they were doing. Finally he had to ask them.

He said to the hole digger, “I appreciate how hard you work,
but what are you doing? You dig a hole and your partner
comes behind you and fills it up again!”

The hole digger replied, “Oh yeah, must look funny, but the
guy who plants the trees is sick today.”

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A Lawyer Goes To Heaven
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A lawyer dies and goes to heaven. Once he reaches the
pearly gates, St. Peter approaches him and says,
“Oh, it’s you. Follow me.”

At that a white limousine pulled up. The lawyer stepped in
and they sped off. On the way the lawyer stared out the
window. First he saw someone that looked familiar.
He said, “Hey, isn’t that St. Jerome?”

St. Peter replied, “Yes, that is.”

The lawyer was puzzled by the living conditions. He was
living in a pup tent and traveling around on a bike.

They pulled up to a white mansion with a staff of twenty
and anything to entertain himself that he wanted.

St. Peter said to him, “Are there any questions you have
for me before you are left to your eternity?”

“Yes!” said the lawyer. “Why do the saints live in such
terrible conditions and mine are so great?”

Saint Peter replied, “We have had hundreds of saints but
you’re our first lawyer.”

Thank you for reading today’s issue of JOKES Journal.

Best regards,
Anne Marie, Your Publisher

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