Jokes Journal

Welcome to Wednesday’s Edition!

In today’s issue …

1) Sunday Dinner
2) Today’s Opportunities
3) Rescue

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Sunday Dinner
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Little Johnny and his family were having Sunday dinner at
his Grandmother’s house. Everyone was seated around the
table as the food was being served. When little Johnny
received his plate, he started eating right away.

“Johnny wait until we say our prayer.”

“I don’t have to,” The boy replied.

“Of course, you do,” his mother insisted. “We say a prayer,
before eating, at our house.”

“That’s our house,” Johnny explained. “But this is Grandma’s
house and her food always turns out good!

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Rescue
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There once was a flood and everyone had reached safety
except for one man.

He climbed to the top of his house with the water lapping
at his feet.

A helicopter flew over his head and hung down a rope
for him to climb, but the man was deeply religious and said,
“It’s alright! The Lord will save me!”

So the helicopter flew away. The water continued to rise and
a boat came to him but, once again, the man shouted,
“No! Go AWAY! the Lord will come and save me!”
and, once again, the boat sped off.

The water was getting dangerously deep by now so the
helicopter came back and, on cue, the man repeated,
“I don’t need saving! My Lord will come”.

Reluctantly, the helicopter left.

The rain continued to pour, the water continued to rise and
the man drowned.

At the gates of heaven, the man met St Peter. Confused,
he asked, “Peter, I have lived the life of a faithful man – why
did my Lord not rescue me?”

St. Peter replied, “For pity sake! He sent you two helicopters
and a boat!”

Thank you for reading today’s issue of JOKES Journal.

Best regards,
Anne Marie, Your Publisher

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