July 24, 2008
CEO Envelopes
Welcome to Thursday’s Edition!
In today’s issue …
1) CEO Envelopes
2) Today’s Opportunities
3) Lunch
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CEO Envelopes
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A fellow had just been hired as the new CEO of a large
high tech corporation.
The CEO who was stepping down met with him privately
and presented him with three numbered envelopes.
“Open one of these if you run up against a problem you
don’t think you can solve,” he said.
Well, things went along pretty smoothly, but six months later,
sales took a downturn and he was really catching a lot of
heat. About at his wit’s end, he remembered the envelopes.
He went to his drawer and took out the first envelope.
The message read, “Blame your predecessor.”
The new CEO called a press conference and tactfully laid
the blame at the feet of the previous CEO.
Satisfied with his comments, the press — and Wall Street –
responded positively, sales began to pick up and the
problem was soon behind him.
About a year later, the company was again experiencing a
slight dip in sales, combined with serious product problems.
Having learned from his previous experience, the CEO
quickly opened the second envelope. The message read,
“Reorganize.” This he did, and the company quickly
rebounded.
After several consecutive profitable quarters, the company
once again fell on difficult times. The CEO went to his office,
closed the door and opened the third envelope.
The message said, “Prepare three envelopes.”
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Lunch
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The teacher of the earth science class was lecturing on map
reading.
After explaining about latitude, longitude, degrees and minutes
the teacher asked, “Suppose I asked you to meet me for lunch
at 23 degrees, 4 minutes north latitude and 45 degrees, 15
minutes east longitude…?”
After a confused silence, a voice volunteered,
“I guess you’d be eating alone.”
Thank you for reading today’s issue of JOKES Journal.
Best regards,
Anne Marie, Your Publisher
© 2007-2008 Jokes Journal.
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