Jokes Journal

Welcome to Wednesday’s Edition!

In today’s issue …

1) Can I play the piano once these are off?
2) Today’s Opportunities
3) 25 Years of Marriage

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Can I play the piano once these are off?
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A doctor has come to see one of his patients in a hospital.
The patient has had major surgery to both of his hands.

“Doctor,” says the man excitedly and dramatically holds up
his heavily bandaged hands. “Will I be able to play the piano
when these bandages come off?”

“I don’t see why not,” replies the doctor.

“That’s funny,” says the man. “I wasn’t able to play it before.”

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25 Years of Marriage
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A man married 25 years took a look at his wife one day
and said,

“Honey, 25 years ago, we had a cheap apartment, a cheap
car, slept on a sofa bed and watched a 10-inch black-and-
white TV, but I got to sleep every night with a hot 25-year-
old blonde.

Now, we have a nice house, a nice car, a big bed and a
big-screen plasma TV, but I’m sleeping with a 50-year-old
woman. It seems to me that you’re not holding up your side
of things.”

But his wife was a very reasonable woman.

She told him to go out and find a hot 25-year-old blonde,
and she’d make sure that he would once again be living in
a cheap apartment, driving a cheap car and sleeping on a
sofa bed.

Thank you for reading today’s issue of JOKES Journal.

Best regards,
Anne Marie, Your Publisher

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