At the Barbershop
Tuesday, July 29th, 2008
Welcome to Tuesday’s Edition!
In today’s issue …
1) The Businessman & the Little Kid
2) Today’s Opportunities
3) At the Barbershop
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The Businessman & the Little Kid
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A well dressed business man was walking down the street
when a little kid covered in soot said to him respectfully,
“Sir, can you tell me the time?”
The portly man stopped, carefully unbuttoned his coat and
jacket, removed a large watch from a vest pocket, looked
at it and said, “It is a quarter to three, young man.”
“Thanks,” said the boy. “At exactly three o’clock you can
kiss my ass.”
With that, the kid took off running, and with an angry cry,
the outraged businessman started chasing him. He had not
been running long when an old friend stopped him.
“Why are you running like this at your age?” asked the friend.
Gasping and almost incoherent with fury, the business man
said, “That little brat asked me the time and when I told him
it was quarter to three he told me that at exactly three,
I should kiss his ass!”
“So what’s your hurry,” said the friend. “You still have
ten minutes.”
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At the Barbershop
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A man and a little boy entered a barbershop together.
After the man received the full treatment – shave, shampoo,
manicure, haircut, etc. – he placed the boy in the chair.
“I’m goin’ to buy a green tie to wear for the parade,”
he said. “I’ll be back in a few minutes.”
When the boy’s haircut was completed and the man still
hadn’t returned, the barber said, “Looks like your daddy’s
forgotten all about you.”
“That wasn’t my daddy,” said the boy. “He just walked up,
took me by the hand and said, ‘Come on, son, we’re
gonna get a free haircut …’”
Thank you for reading today’s issue of JOKES Journal.
Best regards,
Anne Marie, Your Publisher
© 2007-2008 Jokes Journal.
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