Jokes Journal

Welcome to Friday’s Edition!

In today’s issue …

1) First Day at School
2) Today’s Opportunities
3) Job Descriptions

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First Day at School
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The child comes home from his first day at school.

His mother asks, “Well, what did you learn today?”

The kid replies, “Not enough. They want me to come
back tomorrow.”

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Job Descriptions
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1. A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when
the sun is shining and wants it back the minute it begins
to rain.

2. An economist is an expert who will know tomorrow
why the things he predicted yesterday didn’t happen today.

3. A statistician is someone who is good with numbers but
lacks the personality to be an accountant.

4. An actuary is someone who brings a fake bomb on a plane,
because that decreases the chances that there will be another
bomb on the plane.

5. A programmer is someone who solves a problem you didn’t
know you had in a way you don’t understand.

6. A mathematician is like a blind man in a dark room looking
for a black cat that isn’t there.

7. A topologist is a someone who doesn’t know the difference
between a coffee cup and doughnut.

8. A lawyer is a person who writes a 10,000 word document
and calls it a “brief.”

9. A psychologist is someone who watches everyone else
when a beautiful girl enters the room.

10. A professor is one who talks in someone else’s sleep.

11. A consultant is someone who takes the watch off your
wrist and tells you the time.

12. A committee is a body that keeps minutes and wastes hours.

Thank you for reading today’s issue of JOKES Journal.

Best regards,
Anne Marie, Your Publisher

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