August 29, 2008
Microsoft Air
Welcome to Friday’s Edition!
In today’s issue …
1) Microsoft Air
2) Today’s Opportunities
3) A Bridge to Hawaii
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Microsoft Air
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There was a pilot flying a small single engine charter plane,
with a couple of very important executives on board.
He was coming into Seattle airport through thick fog with less
than 10 miles visibility when his instruments went out.
So, he began circling around looking for a landmark.
After an hour or so, he starts running pretty low on fuel and
the passengers are getting very nervous.
Finally, a small opening in the fog appears and he sees a tall
building with one guy working alone on the fifth floor.
The pilot banks the plane around, rolls down the window and
shouts to the guy, “Hey where am I?”
To this, the solitary office worker replies, “You’re in a plane.”
The pilot rolls up the window, executes a 275 degree turn and
proceeds to execute a perfect blind landing on the runway of
the airport 5 miles away. Just as the plane stops, so does the
engine as the fuel has run out.
The passengers are amazed and one asks how he did it.
“Simple,” replies the pilot, “I asked the guy in that building a
simple question. The answer he gave me was 100 percent
correct but absolutely useless, therefore that must be
Microsoft’s support office and from there the airport is just
five miles due East.”
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A Bridge to Hawaii
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A man was walking along a Florida beach and stumbled across
an old lamp. He picked it up and rubbed it, and out popped
a genie.
The genie said, “OK, You released me from the lamp. This is
the fourth time this month, and I’m getting a little sick of these
wishes so you can forget about three… You only get one wish!”
The man sat, and thought about it for a while and said,
“I’ve always wanted to go to Hawaii, but I’m scared to fly,
and I get very seasick. Could you build me a bridge to
Hawaii so I can drive over there to visit?”
The genie laughed and said, “That’s impossible!
Think of the logistics of that! How would the supports ever
reach the bottom of the Pacific? Think of how much concrete,
how much steel! No, think of another wish.”
The man said, “OK, I’ll try to think of a really good wish.”
Finally, he said, “I’ve been married and divorced four times.
My wives always said that I don’t care and that I’m insensitive.
So, I wish that I could understand women, know how they feel
inside, and what they’re thinking when they give me the silent
treatment. Know why they’re crying, know what they really
want when they say ‘Nothing’ know how to make them truly
happy.”
The genie said, “Do you want that bridge to be two lanes or four?”
Thank you for reading today’s issue of JOKES Journal.
Anne Marie, Your Publisher
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