Counterfeiter
Thursday, August 28th, 2008
Welcome to Thursday’s Edition!
In today’s issue …
1) Counterfeiter
2) Today’s Opportunities
3) Play It Again
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Counterfeiter
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A counterfeiter decided that the easiest way to pass off his phony
$18 bills would be to unload them in some small rural town,
so he drove until he found a tiny town with a single general
merchandise store.
He entered the store, went up to the counter, and handed one
of the bogus bills to the man behind the counter.
“Could you change this for me, please?”
The store clerk looked at the bill for a few seconds then smiled
at the man.
“Of course I can. Would you prefer two $9 bills or three $6 bills?”
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Play It Again
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A violinist is playing a concert at Carnegie Hall.
He finishes the piece. Voices in the audience shout,
“Again! Play it again!”
The violinist is pleased. He plays the piece all the
way through a second time.
“Again!” the voices shout once more. “Play it again!”
The musician’s self-satisfaction knows no bounds:
this is Carnegie Hall, and I’m asked to play not one,
but two encores?
When he finishes, the voices rise yet a third time,
and the same thing happens after several more repetitions …
Incredulous, the violinist finally walks to the front of the
stage and addresses the audience: “Seven encores of
the same piece at Carnegie Hall? It’s unheard of!
Am I that good?”
The audience members shout as one voice:
“You’ll do it until you get it right!”
Thank you for reading today’s issue of JOKES Journal.
Anne Marie, Your Publisher
© 2007-2008 Jokes Journal.
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