The Perfect Mate
Tuesday, September 30th, 2008
Welcome to Tuesday’s Edition!
In today’s issue …
1) The Perfect Mate
2) Today’s Opportunities
3) Do You Know What It Means?
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The Perfect Mate
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At a local coffee bar, a young woman was expounding
on her idea of the perfect mate to some of her friends.
“The man I marry must be a shining light amongst company.
He must be musical. Tell jokes. Sing. And stay home at night!”
An old granny overheard and spoke up,
“Honey, if that’s all you want, get a TV …”
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Do You Know What It Means?
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Five year old Becky answered the door when the Census
taker came by.
She told the Census taker that her daddy was a doctor and
wasn’t home, because he was performing an appendectomy.
“My,” said the census taker, “that sure is a big word for such
a little girl. Do you know what it means?”
“Sure! Fifteen hundred bucks, and that doesn’t even include
the anaesthesiologist!”
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