September 2, 2008
Letter From Mom
Welcome to Tuesday’s Edition!
In today’s issue …
1) Letter From Mom
2) Today’s Opportunities
3) Talking Dog for Sale
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Letter From Mom
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When the man came home, his wife was crying.
“Your mother insulted me,” she sobbed.
“My mother? How could she do that when she is on vacation
on the other side of the world?” the man asked.
“I know. But this morning a letter addressed to you arrived.
I opened it because I was curious.”
“And?”
“At the end of the letter it was written:
P.S. Diane, when you have finished reading this letter,
don’t forget to give it to my son.”
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Talking Dog for Sale
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A guy sees a sign in front of a house:
“Talking Dog for Sale.”
He rings the bell and the owner tells him the dog is in the backyard.
The guy goes into the backyard and sees a black mutt
just sitting there.
“You talk?” he asks.
“Sure do.” the dog replies.
“So, what’s your story?”
The dog looks up and says, “Well, I discovered my gift of talking
pretty young and I wanted to help the government, so I told the
MI5 about my gift, and in no time they had me jetting from
country to country, sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders,
because no one figured a dog would be eavesdropping. I was
one of their most valuable spies eight years running. The jetting
around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn’t getting any
younger and I wanted to settle down.
So I signed up for a job at the airport to do some undercover
security work, mostly wandering near suspicious characters
and listening in. I uncovered some incredible dealings there
and was awarded a batch of medals.
Had a wife, a mess of puppies, and now I’m just retired.”
The guy goes back in and asks the owner what he wants
for the dog.
The owner says, “Ten quid.”
The guy says, “This dog is awesome. Why on earth are you
selling him so cheap?”
“Cause he’s a *%?!* LIAR.”
Thank you for reading today’s issue of JOKES Journal.
Anne Marie, Your Publisher
© 2007-2008 Jokes Journal.
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